Ode to Taco Bell

My dearest Taco Bell:

I don’t care what anyone says. You are delicious. They can scorn and scoff all they want, I am never letting you go. If our love is so wrong, well, I’m beginning to question whether I truly want to be right.

It just that I heart you. Especially your bean and cheese burritos.

Two complaints: That “Fiesta Salsa” stuff sucks. And nevermind the fancy name, everyone knows it’s just industrial grade mayo mixed with hot sauce packets. Please stop insulting our questionable intelligence. Also, whycome so many of your locations no longer sell cheese quesadillas? As I recall, they were pretty awesome.


Erin J. Bernard


One thought on “Ode to Taco Bell

  1. Lisa says:

    LOL! You are funny, Sugar!! I have to say that as much as I too hate Taco Bell, I also love it. I tried the new “cantina” chicken tacos and I have to say they are pretty good! That is weird about there not being cheese quesadillas, though. We always get a mini cheese quesadilla for $0.89 for Eli. Nasty, I know, but better than most of the other menu items.

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